Trials: subjection to suffering or grievous experiences; a distressed or painful state. no not me, but this

pat's new found BEST FRIEND, it's friend hor, not pet.. we all know her love for dogs, btw she has one too, called donut.. so when we went to night markets to eat n shop, she was always on the look out for schnauzer dogs. from kaohsiung to kenting to taipei. from NT570 to NT400 to NT250, she finally bought it. so we were also happy for her lah, cos i think it's the 1st thing she bought for herself.. after owning this dog, she was VERY VERY high can. her mood immediately changed.. nvm lah, she happy can le mah hor?
we thot she is just happy that's all.. who knows, she speaks dog language!! that night we saw her talking to the dog lah. we all stopped whatever we were doing and stared at her, with pigu's head still wrapped in her bath towel.. and i was just lying beside pat, i was so scared that i rolled over to vone's bed
oh no...
ok pat we shall leave u alone.
on the ji doom ji doom night, vone was preparing so she put her stuff on the bed.. THEN pat just swept vone's clothes away like sweeping dust, sweep already put the dog in a very comfy position to watch TV!
pat: 乖乖阿 (patting dog's head)
vone n pigu: (jitao hot)
they cannot stand it anymore le that dog is more impt than her ji doom clothes. when pat went to bath, vone n pigu grabbed the dog and tied pat's leggings around the eyes
pigu: 你要看电视是吗?(blindfolding the dog) 现在看你怎样看。呵!
while blindfolding the donut lookalike, vone n pigu found sth hard in his bag..
白粉!no wonder this dog so cheap.. only NT250, no need to bargain somemore.. it was ordered to transport drugs from tw to s'pore. below is the drug confiscated from the dog..
so according to s'pore's law, this dog should be sentenced to death.. but because 1st time offender, and it wasnt aware it was committing a crime cos this dog was put into a plastic bag with other toys at xi men ding, it shall be pardoned..
but the rest of us were bu shuang, too light a sentence le.. so we decided to deal with it ourselves. every night, we will torture the dog while pat is bathing. see how much fun we had:


last step, the dog will end up in the cupboard, handcuffed, or rather pawcuffed..
poor dog ~
sad owner ~
happy us ~
WAHAHAHAHA